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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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Dogs are very smart

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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

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breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine

fuck gogh

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i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

then whata wrong with my penis

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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download

what

I actually started screaming “AM I MOR-” really loudly and now I’m amazed and embarrassed at the same time.

wHAGAT

OMG

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